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I have four people in my life that I call cousins even though they aren’t cause it was just easier to describe my relationship with them. Their mother, though not related to me, set up my parents and helped raised me thus I call her aunty. I was thinking about it today cause I referred to them as my cousins in front my dad and he was like whaat.

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stink-finger:

This is it. This is the one that i just lost it

stink-finger:

This is it. This is the one that i just lost it

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sneebsy said: Does Mark ever put things inside of you? You know, for safe keeping? Are you guardian of his tiny trinkets and other cute stuff?

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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citycatslack:

That explains a lot.

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

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